Good day, aliens. Welcome to our planet Earth, show your passports and please if you want to go out, only go out at night and if you are met consider yourself a Faggot. And if you're nice, no one will kill you and no one will notice you. This is the present agency Men in Black is making sure that the aliens only go where they are supposed to, and they will lock up the bad ones and kill the worst ones, as was necessary five years ago with an overgrown cockroach.Good day aliens. Welcome to our planet Earth, show your passports and please if you want to go out, only go out at night and if anyone meets you consider yourself a Faggot. And if you're nice, no one will kill you and no one will notice you. This is the present agency Men in Black is making sure the aliens only go where they are supposed to, and they will lock up the bad ones and kill the worst ones, as was necessary five years ago with an overgrown cockroach.
Thirty years ago, Peter Graves reports, Laurana, a beautiful alien woman , arrived on Earth to hide „The Light of Zartha“ but was denied asylum and had to leave with the light. And now an interesting creature arrives again – Serleena, a simple flower at first glance, but as soon as she turns into a beautiful maiden, the danger for Earth begins, because the Light of Zartha is said to be on Earth.
Agent Kay is neutralized and works at the post office, and Jay is constantly neutralizing his colleagues because they are unreliable and constantly in trouble. And really, the only one who can save MiB headquarters, and the entire Earth, from Serlena is Kay, who unfortunately has to remember what he used to be, and stop whining like a common postman. It's only now that I realised that the aliens make up the post office, because a normal human wouldn't make it.
So that's kind of an interesting outline of the MiB II story, which benefits from the constant confrontation of humans versus aliens, and takes all the better jokes and gags from the first episode, and doesn't forget the celebrities, so even M. Jackson gets to play his alien waiting for his chance in MiB. It's a more exuberant mix of comic set pieces than the first one had, and it was obvious that the ending was changed after September 2001.
So MiB II is exactly the kind of film that will appeal to all audiences for its simplicity and constant fun at every forum...
Result : if you want to be entertained, go for it!!!!
HNIDOPICH'S SPEECH
WARNING – ACUTE DANGER BREATHING
- Forgive yourself for assaulting beautiful ladies during its creation – or it will eat you up
- The Statue of Liberty also serves as a neutralizer of all of New York City
- Don't ride the subway in New York City – there are giant worms that love to feast on MiB agents and subway cars
- Dogs, don't bark at every little sprout or you'll become first a model and then one maxi worm
- Even a small boat (about 10 cm) can destroy the planet
Original Article 29. July 2002 – Kritiky.cz
